March 31, 2010

Slurred..."Burn it down!"


Al Davis reminds me of the crazy guy at the craps table... he's been playing a bit too long, his shirt smells like B.O., his hand is shaky from too much booze and not enough food, he keeps making loud, annoying yell outs like,"Let it rain!" or "Were gonna Burn this place down!".

He played well when he first got in the game and now has lost all his money save a few bucks that he is placing on LONG shots. He has offended every person that has tried to play at his table, and he's on his final last couple of bets. Security is on it's way over, and it looks like he is about to be removed out of the NFL casino.

"Thanks for playing loser." Is all he gets as he lands face first in a ditch.

Do you see the resemblance?


2 comments:

Shake said...

Seriously that is way too good! You are spot on too! He was one of the best owner up until 21st century came to a close and so did his success. Not to mention I am pretty sure that you just found his long lost twin brother!!

Unknown said...

"A playa has to play!", says Al.

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