1: I have sunk so far into this LoveSac....
...that I have become layer upon layer of fresh Mexican blend style cheese, piping hot grilled chicken, a mystery sauce that seems to be ranch dressing based, a little bit of salsa, and a dollop of sour cream... this love sac is my wrap... i have become a Gordita!
2: Kobe Bryant has been signed to a 3 year deal worth 90 million dollars. After contemplating how many Taco Bell Gorditas 90 mil. could buy (90,909,091), I started thinking of other ways to contemplate that amount of money.
-Kobe will make $365,853.66 a game next year.
-He could buy 108,564 iPads.
-He could collect 692,360 pairs of the Kobe V.
-He could sign David Lee for almost 13 seasons.... or 13 David Lees for one year.(who by the way went for 37PTS, 20REB, and 10AST on the same night I became a Gordita)
So next time you are watching the Lakers dismantle the Jazz this playoff season, i would hope you would ask yourself one thing:
What does 90,909,091 gorditas look like?
1 comment:
First of all the Gordita is for some reason the most addicting creation that Taco Bell has ever made and it actually turned Shaquille O Neal's head side ways! Second I know that CC Sabathia has a 160 million dollar salary that breaks down like this and Kobe's is similar.
-If you were an average American that earned $60,000 per year. It would take you 383.33 years in order to make CC Sabathia's annual salary. The sad thing is that it will only take him .65 Strikeouts,.09 Games,.04 Wins and .66 Innings Pitched to earn yours.
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