If each Jazz player were a car, what car would they be?

In a blockbuster summer announcement, Gordon Hayward purchased a new car! What new whip is G. Hayward now pushing?
A hot new Honda Accord! Yup. A Honda Accord.

This made me think, if Gorgon was a car, what car would he be? I think he hit the nail on the head... he's an Accord! But what about the rest of the Jazz? Lets see...

Deron Williams..... American made. A tough vehicle that has a lot of pizazz and zip..... Cadillac CTS-V

Paul Milsap..... An under sized work horse. A true dirt machine that doesn't give up..... Ford Ranger

C.J. Miles..... a vehicle that looks a little flashier than it drives. Unique and young..... Toyota Matrix

A.K...... Foreign. a pretty versatile vehicle, breaks down a lot..... Audi A4

Al Jefferson..... Diesel. Powers through and does the work. Looks the part..... Ford F-450 King Ranch

Raja Bell..... Tricky. Quick. Tough to follow. Tough to read..... Subaru WRX

Kyrylo Fesenko..... Over sized. Not very versatile, but necessary..... UPS Truck

Memo..... Slow. Foreign. Really nice to have. A luxury, not a necessity..... Mercedes Limousine

We'll start with these starters/rotation players. What do you think? Agree/Disagree?

Other suggestions?

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